The First Trans-Planet


If I had to guess,

out of all the planets,

Venus probably has a penis.

It has to be a recent acquisition

because she’s always visible to the human eye,

and I’m pretty sure you would see a cock in the night sky

so it’s safe to assume that the body dysmorphia is recent.

The first trans-planet:

not a news headline I would ever want to see printed.

For thousands of years, her mental illness was hinted.


Derived from Aphrodite:

pleasure; passion; procreation.

Verbal masturbation!


Identity crisis!

The solar system laughs

at her self-importance,

blind to her exaggerated tribulation.

An uninhabited planet mimicking the fallacies of humanity.

A delusional affair.

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