Sneaky Stork

Oh, jar of pickles,

You have a lifetime

residency inside my fridge.

I can't stand you.

Your green skin

and sour smell

makes me gag.

I've never allowed you

into my home.

That fucking stork

on your label

must have snuck you in

week after week.

Either that or I sleep-shop.

I can't get rid of you.

 

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